‘Every cloud has a silver lining’, my Mum used to say. Well, I can tell you today some person pinched the silver lining from my cloud! I hear silver is quite the commodity.
It is a tad chilly. ‘Colder than a Mother-in-laws kiss’ Mum used to say. Which means nothing to me as I ain’t got no wife and no Mother-in -law. I am spending nights indoors to keep warm. The big-Mrs was offering me water from a dish. I said ‘No’ three times. On the third time to demonstrate my anger I picked up the dish and turned it over. Water everywhere! I was even crosser! I know I know I should try anger management like my Dad did. Truth be told this heating they got indoors plays havoc with my testosterone levels!